iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

xere-the-sun-risesx:

WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! 

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!

itscalledawormstache:

matt-ketchup:

sirenshadow:

misha-bawlins:

isnt it weird how with girls their boob size is out in the open and you know what youre up against from the start but with guys you have 0 indication of the size of their penis until the pants come off

except when you don’t wear your underwear

Make me stop looking at it

oh mY GOD

THIS NEEDS TO STOP SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. I stare longer every time I see it.

(Source: christianmingle)